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enjoys the touch of old men
also cares for their books
Created on 2003-04-08 18:39:33 (#994009), last updated 2009-12-12
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Basic Info| Name: | The Virgin Librarian |
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| Location: | Flushing, New York, United States |
BioExcuse Me Dear Sir, But I Do Believe That Cat Is of Enormous Length Indeed!
Everyone loves Longcat because he is the world's longest cat. Longcat is looooooooooooooooooong. He can stretch taller than a skyscraper! He can stretch into space! But one day, Longcat got a new neighbor. His name was Tacgnol. He was also a very long cat. But a very mean cat as well! Tacgnol challenged Longcat to a contest to see who was the longer cat. Longcat wasn't scared. After all, he was the world's longest cat! On the day of the contest, all the news teams showed up to cover the historical battle. Even the President showed up! Ready, Set...STRETCH! Longcat stretched as long as he could, across the whole world! Pretty soon, he could see his own tail in front of him. But so could Tacgnol. Longcat stretched out a paw, reaching for his tail. He couldn't stretch anymore! But Tacgnol could. So, Tacgnol won the contest. Now, everyone loved Tacgnol! But Longcat was sad. He stayed in his house all day, eating Ben & Jerry's ice cream and watching the videotape of the contest over and over. One day, he noticed something. Tacgnol had added a fake extension to his tail to make it longer. That's cheating! Longcat decided to challenge Tacgnol to a rematch. Tacgnol gladly accepted. So, once again, the news stations came to watch Longcat's chance to redeem himself. And they streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetched...But this time, right before Tacgnol could touch his tail, Longcat snatched it away. Why, Tacgnol didn't have a tail at all! Longcat won the competition fair and square! Everyone loved Longcat again, and Mr. President knew just what to do with Tacgnol. Longcat is still the world's longest cat! THE END. ~Anonymous
Everyone loves Longcat because he is the world's longest cat. Longcat is looooooooooooooooooong. He can stretch taller than a skyscraper! He can stretch into space! But one day, Longcat got a new neighbor. His name was Tacgnol. He was also a very long cat. But a very mean cat as well! Tacgnol challenged Longcat to a contest to see who was the longer cat. Longcat wasn't scared. After all, he was the world's longest cat! On the day of the contest, all the news teams showed up to cover the historical battle. Even the President showed up! Ready, Set...STRETCH! Longcat stretched as long as he could, across the whole world! Pretty soon, he could see his own tail in front of him. But so could Tacgnol. Longcat stretched out a paw, reaching for his tail. He couldn't stretch anymore! But Tacgnol could. So, Tacgnol won the contest. Now, everyone loved Tacgnol! But Longcat was sad. He stayed in his house all day, eating Ben & Jerry's ice cream and watching the videotape of the contest over and over. One day, he noticed something. Tacgnol had added a fake extension to his tail to make it longer. That's cheating! Longcat decided to challenge Tacgnol to a rematch. Tacgnol gladly accepted. So, once again, the news stations came to watch Longcat's chance to redeem himself. And they streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetched...But this time, right before Tacgnol could touch his tail, Longcat snatched it away. Why, Tacgnol didn't have a tail at all! Longcat won the competition fair and square! Everyone loved Longcat again, and Mr. President knew just what to do with Tacgnol. Longcat is still the world's longest cat! THE END. ~Anonymous
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P.S. 107 - Thomas A. Dooley School - Queens, NY (1993 - 2000)J.H.S. 216 - George J. Ryan School - Queens, NY (2000 - 2002)
Francis Lewis High School - Queens, NY (2002 - 2006)
City University of New York, Queens College - Queens, NY (2006 - present)
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